The guest list includes:

 

CALLY McDEAL: Latest addition to the legal team, Cally is in her late 20’s and is known as the office gossip. Beneath her giggly exterior lies a very ruthless and ambitious centre. Her favourite colour is blue and always wears very high heels and short skirts . She is known for her flirting and affairs with the clients.

 

CHARLIE CHARISMA: Ex actor turned agent. Once in a top TV soap – Jubilee Road until he was killed off. The only thing cleaner than his image is his teeth. Dresses in smart suits but always with bright garish ties. He is never far away from Bunny Hopp, his protégé and his mobile phone - much to the annoyance of his acquaintances.

 

BUNNY HOPP: Glamorous cabaret singer and the Sheikh’s London mistress. Her legs are as long as her list of rich lovers. Fun is her middle name and she is often the life and soul of the party. Her trademark pink dress, stilettos and large diamond necklace are a familiar sight on the party circuit.

 

SHEIKH MYHAND: Bigg & Wiggis’ best client. He is an oil tycoon, as slick as the oil he sells. Wearing his country’s traditional robes, he speaks nine different languages and has mistresses in six countries. Claims to be teetotal but is seen sneakily drinking from his hip flask all night. Debonair and charming he is loved by all and their wives.

 

MIMI BIGG: Gerald’s wife. Indiscreet, bold and opinionated the only thing bigger than her personality is her mouth. She loves to wear snug and bold clashing designer clothes, big gold trashy jewellery and matching big gold handbag. Constantly eats chocolates from her secret stash and drinks too much champagne which often gets her into trouble.

 

PRUDENCE PAYES: Hotshot lawyer and well respected member of the team.  She follows the rules to the letter and is determined to get to the top by any means.  Dresses conservatively in her trademark black, understated jewellery and her dark hair is tied back and secured with a big black bow.

 

BEN BIGG: Gerald’s son and is due to take over from him. He is the total opposite to his father -  quiet, shy and artistic with a tiny waist. He wanted to be an actor but was forced to follow in his father’s footsteps.   He is extremely well dressed but likes to wear woman’s lingerie and stockings under his suits.

 

GEE STRINGG: Gerald’s secretary who claims to be 30 but is really 41 and still single. She changes her men as often as she changes her designer handbag. Brunette and buxom, calls everyone darling and is famous for her revealing outfits with very large shoulder pads and large garish jewellery.

 

GERALD BIGG: Managing Partner who is due to retire in six months. A big, loud and brash man. The only thing bigger than his waist size is his love of women.  Arrogant and self righteous he is feared by all, including his son. He wears lots of gold jewellery, a well worn DJ two sizes too small and always carries a big fat cigar.

 

ANGUS McHAGGIS: Scottish Laird and hotelier. He is very proud of his Celtic roots and always dresses in traditional Scottish kilt and sporran but what does he wear under his kilt?. In his mid thirties he is extremely charismatic and charming but very butch. Always carries his trademark hunting knife tucked into his sock.