TAMARA BUCK-TEETH: Thirty something It girl and debutante - a party just isn’t a party without her presence. She used to work in the famous store ‘Horrids’ as a perfume girl but now is a kept woman - by daddy - of course! She arrives at the party wearing a sexy black dress, copious amounts of makeup and her blonde curls are held to the side with a red flower.

 

DIANA FLOSS: The beautiful and glamorous cabaret singer from Scotland. She has sung in all the best working men’s clubs and is still waiting for her record contract (as she has been for the past 10 years!) She claims to be 30 but looks 45 - and her figure is more pint glass than hour glass! She arrives at the party wearing a gold dress and her long auburn curls are worn loose.

 

THERESA TRUE-BLUE: Local MP who is attending to gain funding for her political party-The True Blues. A severe matter of fact woman who runs her home and office with an iron fist. She is single and her career is the most important thing in her life. She arrives wearing a blue evening dress and a large Vote True-Blue rosette is pinned to her.

 

ANGUS McHAGGIS: Famous Scottish poet and husband to Fiona. A dark, brooding man who is typically Scottish in that he is prudent - however he has a fiery temper and shouldn’t be crossed! He arrives at the party wearing a tartan kilt, tartan hat and his auburn hair and beard are neatly manicured. However - everyone wants to know - does he wear his kilt the true Scot way?

 

LOLA LA BELLE: Dancing show girl and girlfriend to Spanky Spandex. They met when she was a dancer at the Moulin Red and she speaks with a French lilt. They are an unconventional couple but are desperately in love. She is an intelligent woman and is very reserved; she arrives wearing her Saloon Girl style outfit and her cigarettes and holder are never far away.

 

HANK HEART-BEAT: Actor made famous for playing a doctor in a hospital drama. He is coming to the end of his career - but he can’t forget his glory days! He is resigned to making commercials for medical products (his latest being suppositories)! He arrives at the party wearing his white doctor’s coat and a stethoscope hangs loosely at his neck.

 

JAKE CHARMER: Famous actor who is adored by men and women alike. He became famous by playing a spy and his career has gone from strength to strength. He is very camp in his ways which keeps people guessing his sexuality. He arrives at the party wearing a white DJ, black trousers and a black bow tie.

 

HENRY HARD-RIDER: Manager to Spanky Spandex and PR guru. He is the driving force behind the re-launch and stands to become a very wealthy man. He is a fitness freak, plays every competitive sport known and is very well spoken. Although he is aging he believes that he is a fashion icon and arrives at the party wearing a white suit with a white shirt undone to the waist. A gold medallion hangs from his neck.

 

SHEIKH MYHAND: Major investor in Spanky’s come back and Arab prince. He has flown in especially for the party from Dubai and has an eye for the ladies. He has 14 wives back home but is always on the lookout for a new woman to join his harem. He arrives at the party wearing his countries traditional white robes, red head dress and dark sunglasses.

 

DEE VA: 1970 Disco Dancing queen for Great Britain - who still dresses like she did in her glory days. She is currently dating a famous comedian in an attempt to raise her public profile. She arrives at the party wearing her floral flares and waistcoat and her blonde afro has delicate flowers in it.