VIV ACIOUS: Glamour girl and pin up for ‘The Daily Sleaze’ newspaper. A kind, witty and BOSSY girl who has a degree in Law but can earn more money taking her clothes off! She only dates footballers (as she is determined to marry a rich man) - and she understands the off side rule!

 

ANGUS MACOATUP: Famous Scottish poet and singer. A talented man whose voice has often been compared to Paul Welly! The question of what does he wear under his kilt is often answered when dancing his favourite ‘pogo’ dance after a few tots of whisky - much to the annoyance of his long suffering wife.

 

SHEIKH MYHAND: Arab prince and major investor in Pierre’s latest business venture. He is a very talented painter and has exhibited his work around the world. He has flown in especially for the party from Dubai and has an eye for the ladies & in his opinion the younger the better!

 

JEAN-ANN TONIQUE:  Dancing show girl and latest girlfriend to Sheikh Myhand. They met when she was a dancer at the Moulin Red and she is desperately in love. She speaks with a French lilt and gesticulates wildly with her hands after a few glasses of her favourite tipple.

 

HOLLY WOOD: Dizzy blonde starlet who appears in comedies - usually playing a dizzy blonde! She is single, very girly and adores male attention. She has a secret party trick - but will only reveal what it is when she has had too much champagne!

 

GUSTAV WYNDE: Tall, thin man who owns his own website design business. He is bossy, self opinionated and does not tolerate fools gladly. He is an amateur private investigator and watches the other guests avidly all night, stoking his black moustache as he does so.

 

BARNABY WILDE: Handsome business man who can never quite remember his age and drives a red sports car - which unfortunately looks pink in the wrong light! He is a true champagne Charlie and likes the good things in life - including fast cars and even faster women! His catchphrase is ‘Ding, Dong - make mine a double!’

 

TAMARA BUCK-TEETH: Twenty something It girl and debutante -a party just isn’t a party without her presence! She likes older men and is on the lookout for man to keep her in the manner she is accustomed to – after all Daddy won’t be around for ever!

 

SUSAN ORTY-BOYDEN:  MP who thinks that Pierre is interested in funding her political party -The True Blues. A severe woman who runs her home and office with an iron fist. She is single and her career is the most important thing in her life.

 

REVEREND PAUL PITT: Local priest who often spends time away from the village on sabbatical. A man of few words, he sets female hearts a flutter with his dark brooding good looks.